when people people compliment you but u dont know how to respond
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
Opinions are like orgasms, most girls aren’t taught that it is okay to have their own and are only expected to further men’s.
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word